The mayor of meat bras and dog bones.

During production of this video, I learned what Stanchions are called (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanchion), and also how you can order incredibly sharp giant scissors from amazon no questions asked.

Credits:
Starring Sailor Poon
Directed by Meredith
Camera Operator Anton Plauche
Production Assistant #1 Kira Glander
Production Assistant #2 Amanda Kay
Production Assistant #3 Wanda Lough
FX by Andy Ray Lemon